Not Today, Heathen Child, Not Today— Funny Sarcastic Black and White Gift Mug, Mom Mug, Funny Dad Mug

Sip, swig, or gulp, it’s time to add a little snark to your morning routine. This funny mug is the perfect companion for your daily dose of coffee, tea, or perhaps a little something extra. 

Crafted with advanced printing technology, this ceramic mug is designed to make you chuckle every time you reach for your drink. It’s dishwasher and microwave safe, so you can focus on the important things, like surviving until bedtime. 

Whether you’re looking for a unique and amusing gift for another parent, or treating yourself to some sardonic humor, this crass, witty mug is the perfect choice to help you power through your day like a boss. We use advanced printing technology to make sure the design is bold and vivid, and will continue to be sharp and bright for many years. (Or at least until your kids have moved out.)

Designed for you by Fields of Happy—the brand that’s not afraid to tell it like it is. As fellow parents, we’re navigating this whole bizarre, exhausting adventure right along with you. Cheers!